If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them. That was the best safe-sex talk ever. Jumping on a big penis wearing a too-small condom is NOT A GOOD IDEA. Troye Sivan - My Happy Little Pill.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011. Friday, August 12, 2011. I wish I could express the depth of my feelings regarding all of the emails and Facebook. Thursday, August 11, 2011. To Calais the easy way by Ferry. Jackie and Dave have been amazing host. Tuesday, August 9, 2011. 18 Hours and 40 minutes Samphire Hoe to Calais. Sunday, August 7, 2011. That thing you tell your kid.

Friday, October 30, 2009. See you on the other side! Links to this post. Friday, November 28, 2008. Today, I discovered that there was a short summary of the awards banquet online here. In other news, there is at least one photo of Mallory on the home page of the CSA website.

Sunday, November 29, 2009. I stood on the beach, fixed my goggles and waited for the signal to start. At that stage I probably should have been having deep profound thoughts about what lay ahead and what I wanted to achieve. But to be honest I was just very excited to be starting and happy to have finally gotten the chance to swim. All of the nerves were gone. My swim had started! It was .

This blog is dedicated to my planned English Channel swim in July 2013 and my journey to get there. Thursday, 1 August 2013. I have been looking forward to writing this blog post for almost 3 years! Its going to be a long one, so please bear with me. My stomach did a few flips, but now I could put months of planning into action, mobilise the crew and focus on getting this challenge under way. Marcus got the short straw.